On Perfection…(My Own)

Let’s talk…about ME:

Or, If you really want to offend and irritate a religious person, and I usually do, here’s what you say:
             Long ago, I consciously decided to just become and then just BE perfect.
My decision to “JUST BE PERFECT” has worked like a charm and I am a final,
PERFECT, FINISHED work of art. And I’ve even perfected being perfect–I am
always perfecting my perfection. Furthermore, even my flaws are perfect!!
You see I simply decided not to work on trifling details that really don’t matter anyway.
That would be a waste of my precious time. And now I really am perfect. 

I am also FEARLESS. No one can affect me or my Perfection.  In fact, I remain perfect IN SPITE;  And anyone else is really not my concern, though I work on behalf of all others. You see, it’s not and never has been about ME. It’s the world around us and I happen to choose to focus on the betterment of society simply because I choose not to be a greedy self-absorbed whoring ASSHOLE-IDIOT.

Further, I never intentionally offend anyone, except stupid Republicans because
they truly deserve to be offended. My method is simple and sometimes brutal: I
simply assail them with FACTS and then I ignore them as if to just make them go
away. I can wish people away. I must admit, though, that my ABSOLUTE
intolerance of Republicans/Stupidity can be enjoyable at times. I like to argue
with idiots from time to time…but only for so long. Truly, I much prefer to
spend my time with people EXACTLY LIKE ME, so that is usually what I do.

My PERFECTION has proven quite easy to achieve and so simple in that I choose
my every action, every single moment of every single day; with this power and
knowledge, the power and the knowledge that only I am in complete control of my
self and my actions, my thoughts, my own direction; I do not PAWN it all off on
GOD as so many others do. These religious types cop out completely and choose
to absolve themselves of any personal responsibility. Leave it all in GOD’S
hands. Ignorant, Lazy, No-Good… Motherfuckers. Anyway, I, on the other
hand, take full responsibility for my every action, thought and utterance. And
it is remarkably easy to just always do my best…no matter what. Take the HIGH
road…not just sometimes, but EVERY TIME. And STEAMROLL OVER NONSENSE. I
speak my mind because I want to; the worst thing that can happen to me is if
some fucking lunatic puts a bullet in my brain. I’m not afraid of that either.
I STAND UP FOR MY PRINCIPLES, which means that I ALWAYS do the RIGHT thing both
for my own self and for anyone involved. 

So it is that Once you decide not to be a self-centered, self-involved, selfish, greedy, hoarding ASSHOLE, then you can be PERFECT TOO!! 



P.S.  Crazy trumps Stupid every time…


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