Dear Americans…(OLD, Author Unknown)

[Please] sign the following pledge before it’s too late. Please pass it on
to fellow members.

I do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a socialism-free society and
[hereby] pledge my word that I shall abstain from the use of and
participation in any socialist goods and services including but not limited
to the following:

*Social Security
*State Children’s Health Insurance Programs (SCHIP)
*Police, Fire, and Emergency Services
*US Po Postal Service
*Roads and Highways
*Air Travel (regulated by the socialist FAA)
*The US Railway System
*Public Subways and Metro Systems
*Public BusBus and Lightrail Systems
*Rest Areas on Highways
*All Government-Funded Local/State Projects
*Public Water and Sewer Services (goodbye socialist toilet, shower,
dishwasher, kitchen sink, outdoor hose!)
*Publiic and State Universities and Colleges
*Public Primary and Secondary Schools
*Sesame Street
*Publicly Funded Anti-Drug Use Education for Children
*Public Museums
*Public Parks and Beaches
*State and National Parks
*Public Zoos
*Unemployment Insurance
*Municipal Garbage and Recycling Services
*Treatment at Any Hospital or Clinic That Evver Received Funding From Local,
State or Federal Government (pretty much all of them)
*Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived From Any
Government Grant or Research Funding (again, pretty much all of them)
*Socialist Byproducts of Government Investment Such as Duct Tape and Velcro
(Nazi-NASA Inventions)
*Use of the Internets, email, andd networked computers, as the DoD’s ARPANET
was the basis for subsequent computer networking
*Foodstuffs, Meats, Produce and Crops That Were Grown With, Fed With, Raised
With or That Contain Inputs From Crops Grown With Government Subsidies (most
of them)
*Clothing Made from Crops (e.g. cotton) That Were Grown With or That Contain
Inputs From Government Subsidies
*If a veteran of the government-run socialist US military, I will forego my
VA benefits and insist on paying for my own medical care
*I will not tour socialist government buildings like the Capitol in
Washington, D.C.
*I pledge to never take myself, my family, or my children on a tour of the
following types of socialist locations, including but not limited to:
*Smithsonian Museums such as thee Air and Space Museum or Museum of American
*The socialist Washington,, Lincoln, and Jefferson Monuments
*The government-operated Statue of Liberty
*The Grand Canyon
*The socialist World War II and Vietnam Veterans Memorials
*The government-run socialist-propaganda location known as Arlington
National Cemetery
*All other public-funded socialist sites, whether itt be in my state or in
Washington, DC

I will urge my Member of Congress and Senators to forego their government
salary and government-provided health care.

I will oppose and condemn the government-funded and therefore socialist
military of the United States of America.

I will boycott the products of socialist defense contractors such as GE,
Lockheed-Martin, Boeing, Northrop Grumman, General Dynamics, Raytheon,
Humana, FedEx, General Motors, Honeywell, and hundreds of others that are
paid by our socialist government to produce goods for our socialist army.

I will protest socialist security departments such as the Pentagon, FBI,
CIA, Department of Homeland Security, TSA, Department of Justice and their
socialist employees.

Upon reaching eligible retirement age, I will tear up my socialist Social
Security checks.

Upon reaching age 65, I will forego Medicare and pay for my own private
health insurance until I die.

_____________ _________________________
Signed Printed Name/Town and State


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