HOW TO BECOME A FILTHY, GREEDY CORPORATE WHORE

17 SEPTEMBER, 2008

HOW TO BECOME A FILTHY GREEDY CORPORATE WHORE:

OUTLINED BELOW IS THE GENERAL PROCESS:

FIRST, JOIN THE CEO’S OF CORPORATIONS ALONG WITH THE CROOKED AND CORRUPT POLITICIANS THAT CONSTANTLY PANDER TO THEM; JOIN THE CORPORATE LOBBYISTS THAT SPEND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR THE FILTHY POLITICIANS’ VOTES FOR MORE AND MORE DEREGULATION.

CEO’S ET AL AND THEIR FILTHY COHORTS COUNTERPARTS MAKE MORE MONEY.

RUN THE CORPORATION INTO THE GROUND WITHOUT CONSEQUENCE. MAKE MORE MONEY.

LAY OFF THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF LOYAL AMERICAN OF WORKERS AND, AT THE SAME TIME, GIVE YOURSELVES HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN SEVERANCE PACKAGES.

CEO’S ET AL AND THEIR FILTHY COUNTERPARTS MAKE MORE MONEY.

ASK FOR AND RECEIVE GOVERNMENT BAILOUTS. CEO’S ET AL AND THEIR WHORING COUNTERPARTS MAKE MORE MONEY.

SEND MILLIONS OF JOBS OVERSEAS FOR CHEAPER LABOR AND LESS RESTRICTIONS AND REGULATIONS.

CEO’S ET AL AND THEIR FILTHY COUNTERPARTS MAKE MORE MONEY.

PRODUCE FEWER AND FEWER GOODS AND SERVICES FOR HIGHER AND HIGHER PRICES. GIVE YOURSELVES BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN SALARY AND BONUSES.

WEAKEN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR AND CAUSE THE ENTIRE ECONOMY TO VERGE ON COLLAPSE. CEO’S ET AL AND THEIR WHORING COUNTERPARTS MAKE MORE MONEY.

TAX THE WORKING POOR AND THE SHRINKING MIDDLE CLASS WHILE EXEMPTING THE CORPORATIONS, WHICH HAVE WRITTEN THE LAWS TO AVOID ALL TAXATION.

CEO’S AND THE FILTHY WHORES MAKE MORE MONEY.

MOVE YOUR CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS TO DUBAI OR ANY OTHER TAX-EXEMPT OFFSHORE HAVEN FOR THE ULTRA WEALTHY. MAKE MORE MONEY.

SEND EVEN MORE U.S. JOBS OVERSEAS FOR CHEAP [CHILD, PRISON, IMPOVERISHED] LABOR.

CEO’S ET AL AND THEIR FILTHY COHORTS MAKE MORE MONEY.

DON’T PAY EMPLOYEES A FAIR OR DECENT LIVING WAGE AND DO NOT PROVIDE ANY BENEFITS. GIVE YOURSELVES ASTRONOMICAL BONUSES AND KEEP ON DEREGULATING.

CEO’S ET AL MAKE MORE MONEY.

TELL PEOPLE IT IS ALL IN THE NAME OF GOD AND GUNS. PEOPLE VOTE REPUBLICAN.

NOW THIS STEP IS UTTERLY CRUCIAL IN ATTAINING THE CORPORATE WHORE STATUS:

RUIN THE LIVES OF EVERY SINGLE HARD-WORKING PERSON THAT BUILT YOUR FILTHY CORPORATION IN THE FIRST PLACE WITHOUT A TRACE OF SHAME WHILE MAKING SURE THAT YOU REALLY HAVE NO CONSCIENCE AT ALL SO THAT YOU CONTINUE FOREVER TO MAKE LOTS OF MONEY.

NOW YOU CAN DEVELOP A WICKED, SELFISH, STINGY, GREEDY DESIRE TO RULE THE ENTIRE WORLD, SO HIRE A TEAM OF POLITICAL CONSULTANTS TO RAISE LOTS OF MONEY SO YOU CAN RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF A COUNTRY. MAKE LOTS OF MONEY.

RUIN EVERYONE AROUND YOU, RUIN THE ENTIRE SOCIETY AND, AT LAST, RUIN IRREPARABLY AND IRRETRIEVABLY THE ENTIRE AND TRULY GODFORSAKEN WORLD. KEEP MAKING OBSCENE AND GHASTLY AMOUNTS OF MONEY. KEEP REPEATING THE WORDS “GOD” AND “GUNS,” ALL THE UNFORGIVABLY STUPID PEOPLE BEND OVER AND VOTE FOR YOU. AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.

NOW YOU ARE TRULY A FULL-FLEDGED FILTHY, UNCONSCIOUS, THIEVING, COVETOUS, TREACHEROUS, GREEDY, STINGY, CONNIVING…CORPORATE WHORE.

 

CONGRATULATIONS!!

YOU ARE NOW MEG WHITMAN!!

6 thoughts on “HOW TO BECOME A FILTHY, GREEDY CORPORATE WHORE

  1. So much TRUTH!!! I love this…you have seen behind the curtain of constant lies, the “manufacturing of consent”, and all the pathetic Bullshit that we are fed on a daily basis…Good for you. We are in this together. The truth will win, I must remain hopeful.

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    • Thank you, Nordik…Welcome!! Yes…LIES, LIES, LIES. Read PROPAGANDA by Sigmund Freud’s nephew, Edward Bernays. It’s a playboom for [mind] control, heavily using Media, religion, etc., etc., etc.

      By the way, “They,” i.e. those participating in this rigged, corrupt, drug-trafficking, ponzi scheme of the Criminals within the United States [illegitimate] government; “They,” the Fraudulent Banks and Wall Street, the Criminal cabal Federal Reserve, the Criminal Industry Titans; None of “Them” will EVER willingly relinquish their Idiot-Thrones of Power and Filthy Lucre.

      No. “They” are CRIMINALS and none of them will vacate their Idiot-Thrones.

      They ALL need to be YANKED FORCIBLY straight out of their respective chairs and tossed into a REAL PRISON, not the Fake LIE Imaginary Prison that Jeffrey Skilling of ENRON has been, um, “serving.”

      Amusingly, if you Google “Ken Lay is not dead,” you will find “Ken Lay is Not Dead.org”

      What about ENRON????

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  2. We are simply FUCKED.

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  3. John Liming says:

    I already love this blog because this article, “How To Become A Filthy, Greedy Corporate Whore” reminds me of someone. I can’t especially remember who it is right now, but I know it is someone I should probably be afraid of. Someone we should all probably be afraid of. Someone who might, if Big Money can swing it, actually gain the power to put it to us big time. Like I said – – – I love this blog already!

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